Oke, postingan kali ini rada berat topiknya. Udah lama aku melakukan penelitian mendalam terhadap perilaku berkendara orang-orang yang make motor, terutama di Pontianak. Penelitian ini mencakup pengamatan langsung di lapangan, uji laboratorium, survey yang disebar di setiap lampu merah, dan penyebaran undangan resepsi pernikahan.
Kebanyakan dari mereka punya kemiripan dalam berkendara dan bisa dibagi dalam beberapa kelompok seperti tersebut di bawah ini:

1. The Kebeleters

Ciri utama dari kelompok ini adalah bawa motor ga bisa pelan, mesti di atas 80 km/jam, trus knalpot nya pake knalpot racing. Hal ini bukan tanpa alasan. Mereka ngebut itu karena kebelet. Entah itu kebelet pipis, boker, ato kebelet kawin. Maka dari itu mereka perlu kendaraan dengan kecepatan mendekati kecepatan cahaya (3x10e⁸ m/s) agar bisa segera mencapai tempat tujuan mereka, dalam hal ini kebanyakan adalah toilet.

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Programmer will easily understand what I mean. I found that sometimes (many times, actually) they had a coding error just because of this thing. They forgot to put semicolon in the end of every command, problem solved.

Not long before I write this note down, a friend of mine text me and ask for some help. He needs an artwork for 11th anniversary of our campus, with a good tagline in it. It is informatics engineering, by the way.

Come to think of it, I use this semicolon thingy as the main part of the artwork, and problem.solved as a tagline. I’m not talking only about what I mentioned before, that programmer would solve their problem by putting this missing character, but also the college student – my college for sure – is a great problem solver by using their programming skills.

Please do humbly check my artwork out. Cheers. :)